this is thomas thomas. he’s from san dimas, 2688 and…much like, charles ‘chuck’ de nomolos, he detests living in the twenty-seventh century utopia founded on the great one’s music and philosophy. why, might you ask? cause he fucking can’t dig on metal music, that’s why. or maybe it’s cause his mom was a little wet between the thighs for a certain stallyn and decided to name him after him (william was the name he was given at birth, btw). hoping he could put an end to bill and ted’s foolish band, he followed his idol’s footsteps, stole one of the time traveling booths at bill and ted university and boothed to sd, 1994 to kill them.
thomas thomas, unfortunately was not as smart as de nomolos so, p much his attempt to kill bill and ted was in vain after their bodacious wife babes from medieval, england, iowa gave that empty ass noggin a good clobberin’. he’s currently in san dimas, 1994 jail with his former gym professsor, de nomolos.